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Saturday, August 12, 2006

Some Attention Please

Top ten ways a lamer seeks attention:

10. Uses neon lights in any vehicle
9. Adds a spoiler on a Honda City
8. Attempts to make a TS look like a WRX STi
7. Blasts techno crap on the radio
6. Affixes useless meters on a non-turbocharged car
5. Installs some fake carbonfibre hood on a weedy ride
4. Puts dumb stickers on a vehicle's exterior
3. Tries to make a Lancer resemble an Evo VIII
2. Fixes up some fake Mugen bodykit
1. Joins Singapore Idol

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